Circles' Anthem

28 Jan 2010

whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: Have you fucking heard this beautiful man sing? If you just know him as some dude who was on American Idol, and sang that cheesy song Time Of My Life, then I’m sorry for your goddamn life. I’ll help to convert you. Here, watch him sing Hot For Teacher and then pour water on himself. Shit fuck damn. (That whole pouring-water-on-himself thing? He does it often, and he does it well.) His face is a motherfucking masterpiece. Especially when he smiles. And especially when he decides to smile his crooked smile, hot damn. And there’s always the smug smirk that makes you want to smack him, and then have copious amounts of sex, just saying. He loves kids, and he loves hanging out with kids, and the picture evidence of such hanging out tends to make ovaries explode across the nation. Bulge. You’re welcome. And there’s this thing about him that everyone sort of loves: he is is fucking gorgeous. Whether he’s got washboard abs, or a slight belly; whether he’s sporting eyeliner, or going clean; with his tattoos, his arms, (and, oh, I’ll just slip these in here totally inconspicuously), he’s sort of a beautiful GQ motherfucker. {submission}

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. Have you fucking heard this beautiful man sing? If you just know him as some dude who was on American Idol, and sang that cheesy song Time Of My Life, then I’m sorry for your goddamn life. I’ll help to convert you. Here, watch him sing Hot For Teacher and then pour water on himself. Shit fuck damn. (That whole pouring-water-on-himself thing? He does it often, and he does it well.)
  2. His face is a motherfucking masterpiece. Especially when he smiles. And especially when he decides to smile his crooked smile, hot damn. And there’s always the smug smirk that makes you want to smack him, and then have copious amounts of sex, just saying.
  3. He loves kids, and he loves hanging out with kids, and the picture evidence of such hanging out tends to make ovaries explode across the nation.
  4. Bulge. You’re welcome.
  5. And there’s this thing about him that everyone sort of loves: he is is fucking gorgeous. Whether he’s got washboard abs, or a slight belly; whether he’s sporting eyeliner, or going clean; with his tattoos, his arms, (and, oh, I’ll just slip these in here totally inconspicuously), he’s sort of a beautiful GQ motherfucker.

{submission}

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    What a nice surprise to see this on my dash again!
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    This truly is an amazing post XD Congrats to whoever wrote it. I really admire it. =P
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    Um, yeah, What they said.
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    A-MOTHER-FREAKING-MEN!!!!
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